I don’t think anyone understands how devastated we are that our tailgate spot in Detroit is gone forever 😭💔 I’ve been tailgating there for almost 20 years 😩

But when is the NBA gonna bring back the little hoochie daddy shorts?

I wish I could FaceTime my cats

I am so excited for ONE day of movement 😂 just a little taste, a light packing, a quarter of the expenses and all the fun. How did I survive whole weekends before? Actually, I’m not convinced I did.

Coffee is like the mafia - I got involved young to help with work but got in too deep, I wanna quit but it’s too hard and now I’m married to the lifestyle

Why have GoT premieres always been summer releases? It seems like any other season would be more fitting. Nonetheless, guess I’d better finish the first season of House of the Dragon.

Feels like a tequila for lunch kind of day 🥸

Listening to audiobooks and podcasts have ruined me. I can’t listen to anything at 1x speed anymore 🐌 🐌

Today's mood

Beauty filters on your babies are weird af, y’all 🥴🥴

Just scored another library ecard that has all the titles I’ve been stalking on Libby for mooonths 🙌🏾📚🐛

13 days left of class and I’m really counting down the days like I’m anticipating summer vacation in grade school 😭✌🏽🏖️

Reminder that we still miss @griz every day but I hope he’s out there doing all the things and feeeeeeding his soul ! ✨

Planning a mini trip for my first Lions game on the road 🙌🏾🏉💙

The hottest place to be in New York is Justin Timberlake’s bloodstream. It has everything: molly, poppers, coke, regret, self pity, and Truvada.

Five. More. Days.

New TV Series but every season is a different Kristin Hannah novel.

Who the hell was I kidding when I thought I would have “free time” once the semester ended? 🥴🫠

Who all swimming to work today?

Days like today, I wish I still carried around a bottle of whiskey in my backpack 🥴🥴