“Are you seriously about to cry right now”

Me already:

Geography is none of my business

Him : can't wait to wake up next to you everyday

Me when i wake up :

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Just saw a listing on one of the nyc housing groups where someone is renting out their futon for 1,000 a month?!?!

Ladies and Gentlemen....
Them

It’s almost like the bus drivers for the New Jersey transit WANT me to puke

I….. last night I drank country time lemonade out of an old marinara jar…

New York City parents are just absolutely ridiculous… I saw a kid who I swear to god wasn’t older than 3 getting his own private soccer lesson?!

My biggest red flag is that I like tuna sandwiches

if GRiZ has a million fans, then i’m one of them. if GRiZ has ten fans, then i’m one of them. if he only has one fan then it is me. if he has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth. if the world is against GRiZ then im against the world

What if we kissed at the Times Square Applebees?

“No worries either way!” —me worrying both ways

wish I could squeeze my besties right now 🥺

rest in peace, antwain, you will be missed love.

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Cheesing as hard as physically possible in the front row