if there is a matcha reference in season 3 of smiling friends i will owe calvin a valorant skin

mark my words, I’m going to be Tony stark for Halloween and love every second of it

yall really aren’t even tapped into to 67, I’ve been saying it since I was like 6 or 7

gets funnier every time

artists I tried to introduce my roommate to last night - Nettspend - Glaive - Ericdoa - Feng - 2hollis - Kanii - 2016 Uzi

top 3 birds of all time Eagle one Hawk two parrot three

Most influential people music wise in my life 1. Pharrell Williams 2. Justin Timberlake 3. Bruno Mars 4. Mac Demarco 5. Frank ocean

Chess is like Clash Royale if everyone was running the same deck

on everyone’s soul but not mine, I’m tanking a tazer shot

“uhhhhh i’m so upset tomorrow is Monday” “ok Garfield”

wtf y’all mean piss ain’t stored in the balls

I’m all out of ideas at this point

dear Santa, I just want a puffco

if anyone wants a Christmas card just private message me and I’ll get you one

How many guys have you been talking to because how do you know what a spruce log is

me and calvin had a little collab with sneako

im learning loads in my classes youtube.com/watch?v=MlDu6g…

Today nightmare: woke up an hour early for supreme, shower, get hyped at the thought of getting a shirt, website fucks up my human verification, everything sells out, I look at the clock and I have calculus in 15 minutes, walk in pop quiz

I haven’t understood math since the 6th grade

“did yall see my socks?” Scup