They just passed a bill to ban this book from every library in Texas

After making 2 of what I thought were genius tweets last night and receiving zero likes I have decided to retire from twitter. My time here has been well spent and I thank you all for that. Remember my squid game tweet? that was pretty funny.

I didn't really quit Twitter I just got traded to instagram close friends stories.

The metaphor brothers

public transportation ROCKS

Firing penny's from my wrist rocket at the strip club

me and calvin had a little collab with sneako

too far.

I recognize uncle grandpa when I see it.

I just can’t have fucking shit anywhere

Little weird to throw in speeds sexual discipline but cool I suppose

Shirtless guy typing

Sure man whatever

The chud strikes out once again...

I miss twitch streaming

When I grow up, I wanna own an expensive car in Miami and loudly remote start it from afar while people try and peacefully appreciate it