Me all day Vs Me when it’s bedtime

Nostalgia Callie Johnson🤷🏼‍♀️

You’d literally never hear from me again

This how I look telling a man what to do 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:

Being able to quit your job if you hate it.

Baby I can’t get nowhere without my gps and I don’t care how long I’ve lived here 😂😂

Packing lunch for my kids & husband in the morning and going to pilates after

my face when i see someone watching videos at max volume

This how I look telling a man what to do 🤣🤣🤣🤣

no matter how much sleep I get

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

My parents report my siblings to me.

And today she’s 2🥹

The money you just put aside…

Fathers don't usually die during childbirth

Being a mom is not even being able to feel like shit in peace 😵‍💫

One of NONE🥶

I’ll tip my hat to em on the way out