Genuinely why do Americans either say “oh i make 20$ an hour” or “i make 70$k a year” BITCH HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE IN A NORMAL HUMAN PAY PERIOD DPMO

The whiplash for me is seeing this with beta gameplay. But remembering it as full release Minecraft

Yippiee

Morally, you've always been a beacon of inspiration. I believe you, Mr. President.

my stupid ugly children

Bill Clinton President Clinton, I believe you are an honest man. You've stayed faithful to your wife for over 50 years. That's a level of integrity very few men have ever reached. Gobbless you.

I just can’t believe that the inaugural owner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do something like this

man

Average day in the Middle East since the creation of a certain 'state' in 1948

1. Assassination of Archduke Frank Ferdinand. 2. German invasion of Poland. 3. Elderly rapist covering up his central role in a global child sex ring.

> Republican gets elected President. > Cuts benefits for the poor. > Cuts taxes for the rich. > Starts a war in the Middle East. It's crazy how it’s always the same thing every single time.

They raiding wasmachines now

hey lois here's a freakin sweet pokemon evo #PokemonWindsWaves

ostonox Bold of you to assume gamefreak animates anything in pokemon

Does this work in ams

Parents are picking up their children in body bags in Iran and these lot are doing yoga.