Q: Why should someone have a beer with you? A: Yeah. I'll drink a six pack with you, just so I can say I was under the influence when I hit you.

Alyssa Milano mood

Manager: That Marla Singer monkey in Tim Burton's Planet of the apes was kind of hot. Me: No. Nope. I can't sanction that.

I still can't get over that Donald Trump thought the Kansas City Chiefs played in Kansas...

Rainbow puppy 🥰

Im definitely watching Rick and Morty Anime

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Old Yeller was a good movie

We show up and vote, we win. It's really that simple.

Yes! She can!

📍MODESTO!! Muffin wants to know if you're coming to see me at Gallo Center for The Arts on October 5th at a respectable 7pm! 🎟️Get more info and Tickets at tickets.galloarts.org/10040 Share with friends who wish their dog could come to the comedy show!!

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: ...Kamala Harris cook book...

So... You want me to subscribe to another streaming service to watch more NFL games?

SAD.

Exactly

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Pray for me. Doctors say there's a 99% chance that I have colon cancer

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If you think about it, Homelander kills someone in his very first scene.