This is how it feels playing plant in PGH sometimes. Still have yet to regret my decision

:3

Me on my date with pookienips after buying 40 dozen cookies(bro's about to make pr in the bedroom)

Listening to a cd about the war on saints and how the covid vaccine will turn us into resident evil bioweapons I got from a modern day paladin at Lowe's 4 years ago that can only play on my ps2 is an experience I did not expect to live in my life

Damn, they finally got me guys. Sorry you had to find out this way

My child is getting their license!!!

:)

Fine shit fucked with my plant so much, she spallowed my pitooie

The first ever tournament I did, I practiced with a random mii gunner. Despite him kicking my ass he straight up said "I think you have a good chance at winning this tournament, like 60% chance at 13th place or higher". I placed 13th with a 60% winrate. Never saw him again

Definitely wakka. FFx is already an all time favorite but once I learned about that detail, it was set for me. Dude gave us one of the best uncle type characters all because his Hawaiian girlfriend broke up with him during development

When I worked at Walmart, I helped a spanish woman in the pasta isle and after talking with her she gave me the sweetest smile and said "you have such a beautiful voice" that made my entire day. Still does

Beobug is approaching

Shoutout to pregnant women on labor day. You bare children so our beautiful nation bares fruit. 🫡

Piranha plant has a really weird interaction with young link where if he hits his bomb with down b the right way, he'll get hit and have his entire animation cancel and instantly teleport to where he got hit. I made it back to stage without having to recover because of it

Dude travels through time after a sports tournament to take down a religion and save the world from an apocalyptic version of his dad