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I just woke up from a nap where I dreamt I was in Boston in 1999 and went to Ames after I had a frappe at Brigham’s and I’m mad it was only a dream

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Opinion | I dropped out of UMass after 3 semesters of D’s in finance classes and my uncle is a hard money lender on the North Shore. Allow me to walk you through why both Harris and Trump have terrible economic policies that will…(1/406) 🧵

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New Aaron Hernandez documentary to show viewers frequently before seen footage of former NFL star in retelling of story you’ve heard before

New Aaron Hernandez documentary to show viewers frequently before seen footage of former NFL star in retelling of story you’ve heard before
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Business | The managing directors of the three Boston private equity firms with the most assets under management were showing me photos from Zillow of their newest vacation homes this morning, so quite frankly I’m not sure what housing crisis people are talking about

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The Stoughton Police Department has a long history of trouble. Now that it boiled over into a tragedy that’s made national headlines and it would no longer seem like we’re calling anyone out or offending powers that be by piling on, here’s all of their dirty laundry…

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Guys I just bumped into Ralph de la Torre at The Wauwinet on Nantucket. We pushed our tables together and had pan-seared scallops with a gorgeous truffle cauliflower purée. He took me on his yacht and we played backgammon. He’s a nice guy. Lizzy Warren should CHILL.