im off 3 gabapentin doing the white people haka in front of Costco

My roommate invited a bunch of people over without telling me and I completely ruined the vibe by unloading bags of groceries with the sort of distant look in my eyes that you can only get from an awful 12 hour shift

accidentally activating my spin dash ability during a job interview

it’s funny that trump had to deal with elon musk for a few months and came away going “we really have to destroy autism”

God dammit. My special interest is tylenol

(Walt Disney's father in a Walt Disney biopic) You will never have a Land. Or a World

Impressive... the sophisticated television-addict children have abandoned the tyranny of specificity and verisimilitude, and attempt instead to render the figure qua Figure, the body 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘦.

(Through gritted teeth) no son of mine is going to notice math in nature

i made a wojak of that one image of the bird with the cage with only two bars

Ok The CIA And Disney And Pepsi Are Hitting Me With Laser Rays To Make Me Stink And Make My Ass Itch And I Have To Scratch It Stop It Please

Society is built off the works of curious huffers

documentary about the century of american humiliation that spends 5 minutes panning across this picture like the ken burns civil war doc

Marx failed to consider.. failed to consider... [my eyes land on one of the 150 mirrors in my room, my perfect beautiful beautiful perfect reflection staring back, my hand caresses my cheek] me

Don’t worry about them, bro. They’re just a loose confederation of Turkic-speaking peoples

i’m pretty sure joe biden wants me to self harm but i’m not sure

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I’m gen Z…. But I’m pro age gap relationships. I ain’t afraid of no phone call, and I love drinking alcohol and doing drugs. And yeah, you’ll never catch me saying “un-alive”. Sincerely, one of the good ones.

They’re building data centers across the way what do I do