It’s the last snickers and me and this little girl wanted it so I did the right thing, I ate that shit to save her from cavities.. just doing my part, it takes a village.

If you want a problem to go away, just dig a hole & bury it! * Me, as a therapist

I don’t know how those supermodels do it, I’m in the wind for three minutes and my hair is a tangled mess

Normalize just fucking relaxing a little bit and not taking offense at every little thing.

My to do list says "go fck yourself" so I have a great day ahead of me

If you have to tell people that you’re funny and kind hearted... I don’t hate to break it to you but you’re neither.

I ran out of witty things to tweet two years ago. Now I just survive on sympathy retweets.

Count to 10.... breathe.... ok I still wanna punch your face.

I care a lot or I don't care at all. There's no in between.

A week so bad you can't help but feel sorry for yourself for a little bit.

I love how when I ask an actual question it gets ignored, but ask a rhetorical one ...the whole world feels they need to answer.

Love solo girl porn. No words, just vibes.

April comes in like a lamb Turns into a ram Kicks your ass

You don't know vibin' like this grown ass man riding his e-bike, bucket of KFC on his lap, blasting Sublime. Take notes, kids.

I envy those who don’t need coffee in the morning.

It's incredible that you can pick up someone's good vibes here, just from their words alone ... and it's a wonderful thing

If by bad vibes you mean not telling someone you are about to crop dust them then I give out bad vibes all the time.

Fly your bad vibes this way Billie! You need to pick up your 🏆 from @CarbonatedCB! Congrats on your win in this week's VIBIN' contest! x.com/Billie_Jean00/…