Ach, away and bile yer heid

get tae...

I"m away again. Tired. Windy day here in Fountainbridge.

Apparently I am shtill alive. Nothing worth tweeting about ish happening. I have been wearing the shame cardigan for monthsh. The magic of shoup hash kept me going. Ach well. I shupposhe I mushtn't complain. Hmph.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! The ONE and ONLY Sean Connery aka Big Tam (ash onshe wash)

@shriekinbandido I absolutely agree. Brosnan and Moore played a good Bond, but Big Tam (ash onshe wash) IS Bond.

Happy Almosht Birthday To ME Here'sh a thing, if you're in the UK bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06…

Today I have an awful throat thing. Can't shpeak comfortably. Shtill, not dead yet. I"m going to make shoup and grate raw garlic into it, that ish my shecret cure for all ailmentsh.

What was that account that pretended to be Sean Connery posting recipes for ‘shoup’? Was it Big Tam (ash onshe wash) ?

I'm terribly shorry to have been quiet for a while. I don't like to come to twitter when I'm not feeling equitable, to shpread old man mishery. Life - ash you well know, ash we all know, jusht now - ishn't a bed or roshesh, thish year. I hope you're all okay.

SHOUP!! Good shtuff.

"Gobbing off" - ? I"m entirely entitled to gob off.

DON'T PANIC

Every day on set with #SeanConnery was an object lesson in how to act on screen. But all that charisma and power- that was utterly unique to Sean . RIP that great man , that great actor . images.app.goo.gl/Z42bGo7AUyjCw4…

Sorry to hear of the passing of Sean Connery. Here he is reading Cavafy’s poem ‘Ithaca’ Keep Ithaka always in your mind. Arriving there is what you’re destined for. But don’t hurry the journey at all. Better if it lasts for years. youtu.be/1n3n2Ox4Yfk

Big Tam (ash onshe wash) “There can be only one!”