Tony Blair bringing peace to Gaza will be hilarious, imagine Corbyn’s face 🤣

Is it just me that finds all this flag flying from everywhere as the most unbritish thing ever?

Well, Bill Burr of all people taking Saudi blood money was the last thing I thought I hear this week.

October starts tomorrow, so any of you taking part in #SoberOctober who finds themselves counting the days since they last had a drink…. Can I suggest that means you just might have a problem

iOS 26, won’t let me change the volume when I use headphones, fucking awesome 👌

Good Morning Britain there, literally talking about Gaza then straight into talking about an autobiography about Gazza…. It’s like a fever dream

Colleague of mine is going on a trip to New York soon, she told me on the visa application they now ask for 5 yrs worth of social media history and there’s a chance that they will search your phone upon arrival, what the fuck is that all about?

Really wanna post ‘who says immigrants aren’t prepared to add to society’ on the Farage death threat threads on my FB, but I haven’t, which shows personal growth

‘No DM’s please’ yeah… cos he’s beating them off with a shitty stick, can’t move for unsolicited tit pics 🤣

Do toffee apples count as part of your 5 a day? Asking for a friend

When your staff stroll in late, don’t even apologise and immediately walk into the kitchen area and make a fucking brew.

I dunno about this, it's going to be bit of a stretch for him playing a charlatan inadvertently elevated into a leadership vacuum who has persuaded a load of gullible munchkins he can do magic.

Sooooo, have the aliens turned up yet?

#monsterofflorence 👀👀👀 some weird shit going on there

Awesome

My #Ashes2025 prediction is that all this talk about the Aussie pace attack is a red herring, they’ll prepare absolute Bunsen burners and Lyon will be the highest wicket taker, think it will be 3-1 Australia, hope I’m wrong, but it’s what I’d do if I was them.

'Almost as if these people are blithering idiots.' A Reform-led council says it's unable to put up Christmas lights because the England flags on the lamp posts pose 'a safety risk'. James O'Brien and caller Simon can't help but laugh.

Can’t see the overlap cricket getting a second season, there is zero chemistry between the guys, tuffers trying to be funny all the time but ends up just being annoying and Vaughan has this false laugh that just encourages it

RIP Bill. You’re missed by many“ ~ Steve Hicks