Weekend plans?

Steph Curry - my word

An apt read for Brighton beach (Hove, actually)

4. Only 8hrs a week and a BA Hons at the end of it

#LFC Zero signings is good. Upcycle. Renew. Patch up. Let's get sustainable on those motherfuckers. Let's beat them with wholesome green intentions. Austerity. Fiscal maturity. Meet our new holding midfielder. He's 13 years old, a product of the Academy and vegan. Money is vulgar

I painted my wife's portrait, and she said the style 'was a bit too Picasso' for her liking. She's got a blinking cheek.

Oui

Tuck in

Triffic bit of sons et lumieres action last night, Luvs

Usual seat, Sir?

Weekend plans?

Risked a haircut in France. Probably an error. #tennisball

Normandy is ready. #Oasis

With the exciting news about #Oasis this morning, we thought it was only right to share this installation by CES Windows 💜 Oasis guitarist Bonehead, got his Rockdoor fitted earlier this year by the Manchester based Trusted Installer. He went with an Anthracite Grey Indiana.

Cider in a bowl, garlic mushroom and cheese galette. Ok heathens, let's hear you.

Nothing says "what a pretentious prick" better than Ruud Gullit's face watching a ponce wine tasting.

A brace of Gallaghers. #Oasis #caricature #oasis2025

Asked, in shaky French, if it came with a fully engorged Will Carling.

Marcus Rashford last smiled in 2018.