Which is the superior pasta?

where do you see yourself in 5 beers

I’ve pooped in toilets you wouldn’t even piss in.

Interviewer: What’s your name? Me: Hired. Interviewer: You’re hired? Me: Thank you.

An average conversation between Gameshire Hathoway & I

Big things happening over here Gameshire Hathoway

Why are you here? "We're going back to the fucking moon, that's why." The kids are ok.

My god you people are idiots.

“The Strait of Hormuz is open and the sailors are having a wonderful time”

a Buffalo bakery is making speciality “Buffalo Sabre” pretzels for the playoffs, which look not unlike your classic dick and balls combo. love this level of local pride.

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought

Helen Keller's 1/1 autograph card just sold for $3,551 on eBay

gf agreed watch Master & Commander tonight

Breasts feed and nurture life. They are the bedrock of civilization. The ass expels waste and can only destroy. The boob man is a creator, the butt man worships chaos.

What is the charge? A birthday bj for the brown boy? A succulent birthday bj for my little brown boy?

Really should’ve held on to these Zards

I have been suspended from eBay

got a buddy who is praying for a hantavirus pandemic so he can win $390 on polymarket

Nice opinion dude. Does it come in men’s