PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST I'M DOING SOMETHING

On the heels of a full day of studying for the bar it is so over

mind if a white boy speaks a little espanõl tonight #cervaza

I’ll take the original eggs Michael, extra Michael please

67 oz of full Krombacher for the QAnon Cheadle #BACK

Is this type of thing allowed? QAnon Cheadle

You just created a million Mike Gundy’s.

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP I LOVE THIS TEAM #SNAKESALIVE

You can be my Amish Kate Moss tonight

Mark Reynolds in 2009 for the #Dbacks 🐍 155 GP .260 AVG .892 OPS 44 HR 102 RBI 24 SB 98 R 223 SO

Let’s get lost tonight, you can be my Chinese Kate Moss tonight

Jeffrey Epstein was the inventor of “this could’ve been an email”

Yo does that warm front mean white boy summer is starting early? I think so. #krombacher #getaliltighter

Is this thing on?

They could never make me forget about you, Miguel Montero.

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

Happy Thanksgiving to all--even the haters and losers!