My mates fiancé really looks like Paul Simon and I have no idea how to tell him 🤔

George Galloway (the Saddam Hussain dick kisser) has gone on Iranian owned broadcaster Press TV to encourage Iran to get itself a nuclear arsenal.

And hes been elected by Muslims as an MP for Rochdale, one of the epicenters of CHILD SEXUAL EXPLOITATION.

The great British tradition of the local pub, where men in flat caps and tweed suits like to have a pint and put the world to rights. Filmed in the 1950s.

BONDI STABBING ATTACK: Fatally wounded, first-time mum Ash Good threw her injured baby into the arms of strangers, begging them to help, despite her own horrific injuries which later claimed her life. FULL STORY: bit.ly/3xy7DHn

As a straight bloke it was strange to wake this morning remembering my dream that me and Boris Johnson were in bed like Bert and Ernie, he kept going over policy, I tutted he apologised and turned over and our bums touched.

Just stuck a lag of lamb in the oven.

My baby Ben Leo

In the flintstones 'bam bam' is short for 'bam bam bam' I didn't know that till today.

£2:50p for a tin of ravioli? Suck my sweaty hairy sack.

The most visible cunts on the planet don’t need a visibility day. They need a day when they shut the fuck up for once.

Minted lamb

Wonder how many jabs she took? 🙈😂

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that Matthew Stadlen thinks the Met Police are looking for his stolen mobile phone.

Police release photo-fit of the white person stealing Matthew Stadlen’s mobile phone

Two cheeks of the same arse

This is what two cheeks of the same arse really looks like!