really making it in media when the only thing people ask about you is “who’s this asshole”

That’s how I describe the tournament field

He’s literally dead. “You’re kicking a dead horse” doesn’t really capture how much you could just let it go instead of hollering.

Wrecked

…

I think that’s fine…and incidentally if I were to say ‘it’s about to get worse for Chaya Raichik’

Voting ends tonight for the championship

not quite

I'm sorry, I know the movies are a compromised business but I simply do not think there is any excuse for involving this guy in your movie if you have any choice whatsoever

Yes and

Whelp, that’s how you win a championship

Wow

It’s the 2024 Championship game: Ben Shapiro vs. Chaya Raichik

how the fuck are Condeleza Rice and Satan incarnate Richard Haass better on this than Biden? just fucking unbelievable

When your best defense is “we killed those innocent people by mistake,” you’re really working from a deficit.

How do you even blood libel Israel after the pentagon estimates the death toll at 25k for their temper tantrum response to 10/7? Seems like a pointless activity.

ettingermentum🥥🌴 He’s still going to campaign for him though, so I guess this is more of liberals recognizing that the president would also let them be brutally murdered by Israel. Less of a genuine reckoning and more a “Come on man, you’re making it hard to cheerlead for you”

It’s easy to criticize Erdogan, but I wouldn’t envy anyone in his position. Turkish people are very unpleasant, can you imagine governing over an entire country of them? It would be like if an entire country was Jewish. And that is why Turkey and Israel are natural allies.

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