It was many many views and years, before I realised that the arm that falls on Ellie in Jurassic Park was Samuel L Jackson’s character. I just thought it was some random arm. I never retained his characters name. When they say Arnold, I’m like 🤷‍♂️ His performance transcends a name

In hindsight, how bold of JT to claim he be bringing sexy back.

did you put your name in the goblet of fire

Dang. English on the bench STILL. I’m afraid to trade now. It’s been too long. The week I trade, the next he will play. It’s hold for the long haul now. #SuperCoach

Love a good trip to Bunnings.

This is the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen. m.youtube.com/watch?v=v0MMrm…

There is no greater joy than purchasing a dishwasher and listening to its sweet hum for the first time. #mid30sbliss

Elaine Benes is a smokeshow.

I was at a family lunch at the park today. Realised I do ‘thumbs up’ too much. It’s my go to move. Hey how how are ya 👍 Foods great 👍 Good kick (insert child name) 👍 See ya next time 👍

Anyone else think it’s rude that bands you listened to and loved in high school kept making albums? Like, you’ve made 5 more albums I’ve never heard? But what about that banger from 15 years ago? It’s like your telling me it’s not 2005 anymore. Rude and devastating.

Drive to Survive has corrupted my lifelong disinterest in motorsports. Just proves it’s all about character. Once you know and care about the people, you’ll watch em’ do anything. Passion is infectious. Watched my first grand prix last week. Can’t wait for Monaco this weekend.

Still tripping on the sheer boldness it is to have whole scenes where rocks talk in subtitled silence. Let alone recreating the Dawn of Man with sausage fingers. And the other 15 things that broke my understanding of wide-release, theatrical possibilities.

The greatest gift ever given, got a part 2.

The worst thing about having a job is all the work you have to do.

Randomly remembered lemon party today to make a very outdated joke. Early 2000’s was a wild time to be a teenager with an internet connection.

Does Kayo Sports have a ‘resume watching’ option. Or do I always have to start from the beginning and fast forward to where I was up to?

Stay strong forever, Mike...

Back on this stupid app for Supercoach and AFL news only. Was a wonderful few months off this thing. But Supercoach is more important than mental health.

This might be push I need to start an inspired R1 pick with Blicavs…

My current vibe: Petracca over Oliver. Not starting Hopper. #SuperCoach #vibesonly