Your mindset is everything.

Jokes on you I like the silent treatment

When a man is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags

blocking, muting, deleting, and unfollowing is self care.

If your mood’s just bait for attention and likes, we’re not vibing on anything real.

No one owes your soul peace but you.

When your dick "grows" it becomes a richard.

bad communication ends a lot of good things.

Might fuck around and open some portals.

Have the audacity to be real.

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

Festooning your testicles with glitter is pretty nuts.

I’m here for the breakup.

MAGA: Spoon-faced with spork-level logic. All the shape, none of the function.

No beautiful you misunderstood, I hate both parties

Missionary so we can discuss our finances.

Diddy do, or diddy didn't . Sorry. I couldn't help it.

Mexican flags have more of a right to waved in the USA than any Israeli flag.

Dipshit! Without Mexico, you wouldn’t have tomatoes, vanilla, chocolate, corn, or flavor in your pathetic colonizer cuisine. You’d be chewing boiled chicken and calling it heritage.

Access to me is a privilege, not a utility.