HoneyMon21Nov
@AndrewMac21nov
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20-04-2013 18:13:58
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I've bought some summer footwear made from amphibian skin.
They're open toad sandals.
#tuesdaytitters
Sad news about the painter and decorator who died of hyperthermia whilst trekking in Antarctica.
Post Mortem results have shown that he could have done with a second coat.
#mondaymirth
Instant coffee nowadays for me.
I used to make the fresh stuff, but as I've gotten older, I find it too much of a grind.
#sillysaturday
I've had one of those air friers for a while now and I've gotten really good at cooking chicken recipes.
I've been promoted to Wing Commander.
#Badjokefriday
I'm starting a new job on Monday, making chess pieces.
My first week is on knights.
#WednesdayWit
Asked by my boss, where do I see myself in a year's time.
I answered honestly.
A better optician.
#badjokefriday
I've never understood the reasoning behind fire blankets.
Surely, a fire is warm enough without one.
#sillySaturday