election day mood.

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Definitely hard to get out of bed this morning

I have two favourite bus seats. One is at the front, everyone's favourite seat presumably and the other is the one facing the stairs, I couldn't tell you why but its peaceful somehow. Do you have a favourite bus seat or are you normal?

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

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My favourite long running inside joke is that one time I worked with a guy who was so famously bad at his job it still brings us to tears mentioning it.

Hey I'm late to work cus I had to stop a literal cat fight, 3 cats it was mad.

someone accidentally started a silent book club and I truly believe this could heal our country.

if you’re bored or depressed you can always develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who has zero interest in you

of course i *had to* do a tribute fan artwork for the new Luca Guadagnino’s film, QUEER. (don’t mind me if i do more, what a gorgeous film with gorgeous costumes and gorgeous acting) 💙

🚨STATEMENT ON DOCKLESS E-BIKES🚨 Please be advised that we now have a live reporting form for dockless e-bike parking complaints: bit.ly/3Cm2Qex. These can be submitted directly to City Transport Officers, who will aim to investigate as soon as possible.

Use this, use it a lot I can't stand blocked pavements causing safety hazards

Ayo Edebiri encourages people stop using AI for trivial purposes in new post: “pls stop using Al to see what you'd look like as a sexy sims character or whatever you can commission some talented and horny freak to do it for like $6… this s**t is cooking the planet!!!! and our

Falling out of love is one thing but slowly realizing your friend isn't a good person/not in alignment with you and needs to be let go is a pain that isn't talked about enough

38 may be the worst bus route

We are calling for tighter restrictions on fireworks following the death of Roxie, our endangered red panda kit, on bonfire night. Our expert vet team believe it's likely that three-month-old Roxie died due to stress caused by fireworks in the local area.

Haggis update 🦛 At yesterday’s weigh-in she was 10.4kg... that's a little more than a 24 can pack of IRN-BRU! She has now doubled in size in the past two weeks and is doing so well under the watchful eye of her mum, Gloria 💛