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Alan Allport

@Alan_Allport

History, Syracuse U, NY. “Awesome but a little boring” (RMP). Husband. Dad. Scouser. Gobby. Cis. Having a go at the ELO site, you can find me there.

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Nicola Jane Swinney(@NicolaJSwinney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I told my friend, “My really annoying nephew fell into a volcano when he was on a holiday in Slovakia.”
He asked, “Bratislava?”

I replied, “Well, he is now.”

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Alan Allport(@Alan_Allport) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My absurdly talented colleague Tessa Murphy has won two more prizes for her already acclaimed monograph The Creole Archipelago: Race and Borders in the Colonial Caribbean” in what seems to be a conspiracy to make the rest of us look like a bunch of slackers. news.syr.edu/blog/2023/07/2…

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Alan Allport(@Alan_Allport) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hi all - may post the occasional thread but will otherwise be on here less often in future. DMs are open but if you need to contact me my email is easy enough to rustle up via Google.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet(@LeVostreGC) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And ye maye aske yowerself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And ye maye aske yowerself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my beautiful castle!'
And ye maye tell yowerself, 'Thys nys nat my swift goshawk!'

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Alan Allport(@Alan_Allport) 's Twitter Profile Photo

No, it was official Allied policy - fairly soon agreed to be unworkable and probably immoral, but policy all the same.

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