Oh Henry. 🥰 #Caturday #CatsOfX

I woke up with an almighty hangover to the sound of my neighbour mowing his lawn at 8am.

He’ll have to mow round me, I’m not moving.

Apparently, California has the highest rates of depression and adultery in America.

Sounds like a sad state of affairs.

Went to a buffet put on by the Women's Institute. Lots of odd looking things on sticks...

Still, that's pensioners for you.

I’ve been watching Chernobyl's Got Talent.

Gave it three thumbs up.
#BGT

Going to have one of those boil-in-the-bag fish things for supper tonight.

The trouble is the ones you get from the fair don't come with instructions.

Two goldfish go into a bar.

The barman says, 'Why the long faeces?'

This!!!!

My daydreams of being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.

This made me giggle

Happy St George's Day.

The patron saint of clothing at Asda.

I lost a court case to a fabric softener.

I fought Lenor and Lenor won.

Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian. Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg. Saturday: Ian. Sunday: Greg.

Gregorian calendar.

A genuine wow moment. #Caruso #BGT #BGT 2024

I saw somebody waving but wasn't sure if they were waving at me or the person behind me.

In other news, I’ve been fired as a lifeguard.

Grotesque. #BGT

Mummy, mummy, did we do OK? So cute #BGT #BritainsGotTalent #BGT 2024

EPIC. This is why I used to love #BGT #BritainsGotTalent #BGT 2024

This car park is lacking shrubbery. #IYKYK

It's a little known fact that the creator of Winnie the Pooh, AA Milne, had a smaller brother called AAA Milne.