I want the Eskom spokesman in my next production - he has to be the greatest actor in RSA. #loadshedding

Is the statue in the Company Gardens the Rhodes Not Taken?

Here we go. Annual ritual humiliation. Give me strength

Seating a cock-up #naledi. Do Nigerians deliver small packages to seat rows?

So far -best piece of theatre this year! With Craig Urbani - Director Alan Swerdlow MONTECASINO Monte_Theatre

Only uncultured counterrevolutionaries who have never watched Hitchcock's 'The Birds' doubt chickens as a security feature.

These aren't suitable for children under one year of age. Nobody puts Corner in the baby.

#OmarSharif . Jumps on camel, rides away from well, image shimmers and resolves into desert landscape.

The new Enid Blyton book is a bit dark.

"The Vortex" is excellent. Only four perfs - don't miss it!

Why can't South Africans pronounce "entrepreneur" correctly? I'm close to losing it

Now the "DAWN of Man" opening to 2001 - a Space Odyssey makes sense #nalediawards

If you miss Mr Roxmouth's gift to Audiences you'll be doing yourself an extreme disservice! Bravo!