It's just like the time I was suspended from twitter for being too funny. It's all so unfair!

Me: I just watched Airplane and need to ask you something
Brother: What is it?
Me: It's a comedy movie from 1980, but that's not important right now

To think that I've deleted tweets before because of a double space.

Well this is outstanding

No matter where we leave the tea towel, Jessica would much prefer it to be on the floor.

Read this.

First time the cat tree has borne fruit this early in the season. We're expecting a bumper crop this year.

I'm not saying Colin is stupid, (in fact you all know I wouldn't dream of it), but if you gave him a crayon he'd definitely eat it.

Bed sizing

For those that haven't seen this. It's a poem written by Evan and he performed it to a full room of people (I cried!)
Such a talent and confidence to do so

Strange Discovery - a thread

So I’m tearing up the carpet in my daughter’s bedroom to fit a nice new one, my guess is this one has been down for at least 20 years… (1/9)

this tumblr post deserves to be put in history textbooks

Interesting point. I pay taxes and never use Trident. Good value for money?

Is it just me, or is this just the tiniest bit weird?

Long live the Queen.