Itali - Mafia Russia - Mob Japan - Yakuza USA - Gangsters Latin America- Cartel Namibia - ????

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

“Hi guys I’m in Luderitz”

Pap always finds a way to trend on Namtwitter. Every year.

Only you by Gazza ft Sally♥️♥️🔥🔥

Horses Why? Because of a story my mom told me. Vati one day on their way from school they got an ass whooping from boers on horse back. One boer made a horse kick a darkie boy repeatedly until he was dead. They were looking for SWAPO soldiers. Fuck the boers, fuck horses.

I was officiating a game(class tourney) these boys are down to 9 men, they concede a goal, they cry offside, I gave the goal. They started shouting “sir okwa futwa mahn” Oh🤦🏾‍♂️😂, I’m still baffled. Nda futwa shike nee by school kids.

Our country has a serious crisis. The regular Joe can’t even perform Heimlich’s maneuver let alone place someone in a recovery position. As a public servant the closest I’ve been to first aid training was in varsity, a one day thing Hon Elijah Ngurare Manongo we need an intervention.

Our Motto “Namibia friend to all enemy to none” says a lot 😏

Tadhiya 😎 Tukange, tukange miikutsi mo

Hatutale: Born in December, the end of a Millennium and the 20th century, it was wildly believed that year the world was gonna end so the folks went “oHatutale, Hatutale ounyuni oku wayuka”

Life was soo good when in the house we use to fight to be the main character in telenovelas 😂🤭😅

“Ministry of Defense and Liberation Struggle kids affairs”

This is a true story It happened to a friend of a friend of mine.

Teachers are always catching strays on these streets 🤦🏾‍♂️

My little sister’s name is “Kashiimbi” Ka shiimbi ndjola nande omitima dha umana 😍🤭love it , tho she hates it 😅

Hanging out with people obsessed with pictures is so tiring yoh Every other second “take a picture”. Bitch I’m just tryna enjoy the moment and my beer, yerrr🤦🏾‍♂️

Argentina menhu ove! Argentina, Argentina, Argentina! Onde ku lalikida lungapi? Owa hala okutya ku uditenge eshi handi lalikida, ile owa fita omatwi? Ove oshinovele ina shi pwa okutekula, hembundangele ina tova, oto nyika omashini mokanya natango; hano Nyoko oye lyelye, owa

What Gazza Namibia 🇳🇦 and Teckla did on this track. Yesis 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Quit the act, you’re not gay! There are gay people. Then there are… entrepreneurs. Not the Silicon Valley kind, but the asylum kind. A dude, straight as they come, appears just before embassy appointments - with hot red lipstick on. Men with bricklayer hands seeking a route