and i fucking hope it's fucking shitty in the fucking black dog btw

Gonna start doing this. #FlyEaglesFly

sat in the sunlight for 15 minutes and remembered i’m actually full of love also i should start several different projects and not finish them

why are u as a man drinking an espresso martini

taylor spent $300 million so she wouldn’t have to ask blake lively to get one of her kids to say “gorgeous”

Kayla after all that growth in hacks s4

no one: my legs:

we still don’t really have the technology for strapless bras

No she not she’s Vietnamese

ngl being extremely busy everyday really helps you be mentally stable

the disgust i feel every time i see a tweet like this can’t be explained

Country Grammy before her dad, Golden globe nomination before her ex Liam and walk of fame star before both. She got everything they believed she wouldn't. A true icon and a legend

revisiting a situationship from 3 years ago with one of the worst men i have ever known. but it’s summer so it’s ok. you can kind of do anything in the summer

soooooooo i’llllllllll waaaaaatch yoouuur liiiiiifeeee in picccttureees likeeeee i useeeddd to waaaatchhhh you BREATHE

imagine them having to scan a QR code for the menu

goodnight ladies remember to die before telling a man how you feel about them

Moms will send texts like “Hey kids! Dad’s full body transplant went well thank god 🙏 We’ve known about it for months but didn’t want to worry you! Also I quit my job and we moved to Florida. Text Aunt Laura for her birthday.”

HEARTBREAKING: poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

yo