'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Because I ate it this morning for breakfast.

Kevin May He will sell the NHS off dirt cheap to America health and drug conglomerates and insurance companies and scrap the old age pension. You think I'm kidding. Just wait and see. They are the ones who are bankrolling his party.

We are pleased to announce that there will be free admission for U18s at Sat game against Boston Town FC (4th Jan 3pm KO) Any U18s planning on going to the game, meet Dazza from the supporters club outside the turnstile from 2.30 to arrange entrance to the ground. Spaldingsport

A reminder that if billionaires don't like the way you vote, they'll find a way to correct it...

PITCH INSPECTION!!! Due to the forecast of extremely low temperatures overnight, there will be a pitch inspection at 10.30 tomorrow morning ahead of our game against Boston Town FC As soon as we have a decision we will post it on our social media channels. Spaldingsport UCL

By my reckoning every single open fire and log burner in the UK should now have at least one cat sprawled out in front of it. As it should be.

Rupert Lowe MP Javier Milei Pensioners in your constituency might want to read this to understand that if Reeves follows your advice, they'll be much worse off: batimes.com.ar/news/amp/argen…

Full time and another huge 3 points for Rangers Final score Rangers 1 Gresley Rovers 0 #weareclarets Non League Crowds UCL Spaldingsport Alan Swann

Humber, Lincolnshire, and Norfolk Local Resilience Forums (LRFs) are working together after a cargo ship and an oil tanker collided in the North Sea off the east coast of England on Monday. lincolnshireresilienceforum.org/news/east-coas…

This lovely young man Ryan is doing his Duke of Edinburgh volunteering with us. He is making great efforts and is a great young man.

REQUEST FOR DONATIONS-If any company has sand sifters or sieves they would be willing to donate to Sutton on sea Beachcare to help clear millions of nurdles off our beaches would be very grateful. #LincsConnect

The UCL Premier North completed it's regular season on Saturday. A summary: CHAMPIONS - Lincoln United FC PLAY OFFS - Bourne Town FC , Eastwood CFC , Boston Town FC & AFC Mansfield RELEGATED - Sleaford Town & Shirebrook Town Biggest win - 7 , 1-8 by Eastwood on 27th Jul

DeepingRangers looking for friendlies on 8th and 12th July. Can host on 12th, but looking for other team to host on 8th. Ideally step 4 / 5 teams. Please dm if interested. Appreciate any retweets 🙏Spaldingsport The Pitching In Northern Premier League TNL UCL Pboro Grassroots

As we move into Division 1 we are looking to add experienced players to to our existing squad. Open training sessions begin on Thursday 19th June at 7pm. If you would like to be a part of our league winning team please contact Steve for more details. 📞07710 182751

Please leave the fur wearing to the professionals

Seen on the beach at Mablethorpe tonight. Lion's mane jellyfish give a very nasty sting, so consult a doctor if swelling or weals are severe. Photo credit Kevin Nicholls.

Our Labour Government is smashing the people smuggling gangs apple.news/AKxWJ1lbeSpyKW…

Decent people wouldn't vote for abolishing the NHS and replacing it with an American style health care system Decent people don't vote Reform

Will the last person to leave the Conservative Party please turn out the light

#Farage & all the Right WIng Media called for Angela Rayner to Resign over an Admin Error. A one-off. She did. Why then should #Farage not immediately RESIGN over 17 systematic 'admin errors', a continuation of his industrial-scale systematic fraud at the European Parliament?