Fucking so jealous right now it’s ruining my day

“your 20s are for...” actually no, my 20s are for rediscovering all of my interests from 7th grade and realizing that actually 13 year old me was onto something

When everything finally works out for me after the struggle

Teigan isn't afraid to give it her all! #PuppyBowl

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

i wanna be sexy and fabulous my whole life

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

Crazy how this was blueprint for how humans were supposed to live but now it’s a luxury

Peak example of what makes Twitter great. The same thing posted on Instagram wouldn’t have any takers. The average Instagram user doesn’t have the IQ to process this.

"I love you to the point of invention"

i would’ve loved to have been invited to this but it’s ok maybe next year

Being 26 is so weird because you feel like you’re 21 but then you meet someone who’s 21 and realize what 5 years does for you

The groom surprised his bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 💍❤️

The burglar chose the wrong home everybody know he does not play about that girl