Please vote if you haven’t already. There were a lot of geriatric ass people at the polls

Hi it’s been a minute 💫

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

I hope twitter goes down, i could maybe probably think about breaking my phone addiction

I hate having a body I hate having a body I hate having a body

Omg when people have plants or dried flowers hanging over their beds?? Spiders are playing four square on your face while you sleep

women used to take care of men and raise families. now they just do shrooms and have a really hard time putting the thing they want to google into words.

Having a pill addiction but in a mormon way

Pussy from a girl that can’t see at night

So happy, so sad, so everything

Ate 3 edibles today and literally nothing happened 🧐

I AM SO TIRED OF BEING SICK

I made very gay eye contact with a beautiful woman at the grocery store today. And I just have to live with the fact that I’m never going to see her again

Pussy from a girl whose primary source of protein is eggs

Instagram show me a single post by any person I follow challenge

That dawg in me lowkey a cat

I have lived 1 million lives since I last logged into this godforsaken account