Drake Bell did the wipe it down challenge on TikTok. I am living for this.

Damn bro, too soon.

kentucky sun, fried moon, chicken rising

how do you wash your ass, with a towel like a peasant or do you grab a bar of irish spring and fist yourself like a normal person?

baby the cdc didn’t say anything about this italian meat

I don’t regret coming back 2 Twitter

sexuaIIy assaulting a crab before eating it is crazy

damn bro you have cum?

Daughter gon be mad as hell when I name her Conway The Machine

I can’t believe Hannah Montana got shot last night 🥞🙅‍♂️🙏 rip to a true one

who up

Told the doctors I had suicidal thoughts and they gave me a price chopper gift card LETS GOO BABY

Bro they straight up took a mouse when there was actual children who needed a home?? Give me 10 minutes and I can give you 3 mice I swear

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shot some photos one of japan’s largest yakuza group, sumiyoshi-kai (浅草高橋組) probably the hardest shots ive snapped to date 🧵