she dreams of caving my skull in with a pipe wrench every night ❤️

you wouldn't drink a bottle of josh

In 2014 it was called fapping and it was more aristocratic!

I think someone shooting Charlie Kirk, might indicate that the violent rhetoric has gone unchecked for too long. People don’t want discussion, or compromise. They want civil war. Just factions of zealots at each other’s throats

people dont whack off like they used to. its all edging this, gooning that. complete nonsense.

rapnuzels mans dumb as fuck his first idea was to climb her hair like a ladder rather than call the police bro she was being held against her will "babe make a rope ladder ill come up" dude just wanted to hit and run

bro anderson silva feinted his KNEE in a BOXING match just because he knows woodley is former mma and would react to that this is art

i don't think zoomers and gen alpha will ever properly comprehend how close america was to racial harmony prior to obama. yeah, the muslims were still on our shit list, but racism was on its way to dying out in a generation or two. now we're more racist than ever.

THE BALLAD OF BREDDICUS

I FOUND IT

He fucking did it again

All you uncs got real cocky supporting this war thinking you were past the draft age. Nigga we are going to shoot you out of a cannon

Never jerk off at a Job Interview Here's why...👇 They give you a long awkward pause or step out of the room for a minute. Most people think it’s just to let you collect your thoughts or relax. It’s not. For experienced recruiters, it’s observation. The moment you’re left

I like to picture Jesus as battle shredded with capped delts and immaculate vascularity. Very Rambo 3-esque. RISE!!!

the second best feeling in the whole world is when a girl runs her fingers through your hair. the best feeling is definitely besting a foe in a test of swordsmanship. he was careless, a lunge too far, an opening for my blade. you were formidable but never stood a chance

it’s hole filling season