if you don't eat ass you're a coward

Eric Trump tweets Mob from the anime Mob Psycho 100, thinks it’s some sort of Google conspiracy. (2020)

I don’t post here too often but just wanted to say, I feel so lucky to be in love with my best friend in the world 💕 thx for being my nurse, my adventure buddy, my biggest supporter and advocate, my personal comedian, my mosh pit protector, and so much more. I adore you, Trav 🥰

Okay, so I rearranged my whole life to avoid student loan debt, prepaid for my kids’ college educations since their births, and now everyone’s getting $10,000 forgiven? I think that’s great 😊 Congrats, guys. A rising tide lifts all boats.

Repiercing your lip hurts like a bitch

@ThisIsEvanFool she wants it c;

@ThisIsEvanFool she obviously thought you were Hawt xD

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

@ThisIsEvanFool dude it feels so good to be basically done. So much less stress

I hung out with some homeless people, got my mom a fish, branded my friend, then got drunk, so all in all not a bad Christmas Eve.

You can't goto the parking lot during lunch without 3 cops following you and searching all you shit. Wtf

Yay I get to work today

What do straight edge people do for fun?

This night has turned bizarre as fuck.

Who wants to buy some plants?