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imbenmurray

@5ausages

30. Not sure what to put here.
Currently based in Gold Coast 🇦🇺

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calendar_today20-05-2020 08:30:31

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I've seen some pointless news posts in my time, but this... Because she's fucking dead? She has expired. She ceases to live. Shot, brain dead, and then discarded at sea. I don't know how else to explain this.

I've seen some pointless news posts in my time, but this... 

Because she's fucking dead? She has expired. She ceases to live. Shot, brain dead, and then discarded at sea. 

I don't know how else to explain this.
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Went for a swim at this beach yesterday. Got seriously sunburnt and stung by a Portuguese Man o' War Jellyfish all up my arm and leg. I love Australia.

Went for a swim at this beach yesterday. 

Got seriously sunburnt and stung by a Portuguese Man o' War Jellyfish all up my arm and leg. 

I love Australia.
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Can somebody explain how, in my 20s, I had zero interest in customising my car. Now, though at the big age of 31, because I've got a pickup truck, it's now all I can think about.

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My priorities are shot to bits. We move out of our current place on Friday, at short notice, had to spend $6,000 on sorting a new place to move into on the 3rd of June and also an Air BnB for the interim. But my biggest concern right now is, "What gym will I go to now now?"

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Why did nobody ever tell me to watch Attack on Titan?! I just started episode 6 and I am locked the fuck in!!! This mf just got eaten!