“In other news, the unconscious body of JR Smith was found in the San Francisco Bay with a sign attached that said ‘The King’s Jester.’ LeBron is a prime suspect, but quite frankly who can blame him?”

I’ve never been to a fast Dairy Queen.

Watching Sharp AF on Seth Bledsoe’s Snapchat story gave me life.

UCF scored 32 points against LSU, and only lost by 8. The only other team (including Alabama) that did that was Texas A&M, and it took them 7 OT’s to get there. Oh and UCF did this with a backup QB. But yeah, sure, let’s pretend they weren’t any good because they aren’t Power 5

Happy Birthday @hunter_felker20 ! Get your 6 championships in your Jordan year!

ESPN doesn’t think ‘Skers by 90 is good enough. #skersby110

We may have lost, but our coach has never cried after beating a 4-3 team

.ESPN has the WORST streaming I have ever seen

I’m terrified of being a loud parent and ruining my future kids’ beliefs in Santa and the Tooth Fairy by accidentally breaking my toe on a coffee table

Mack Alspaugh will be greatly missed next year he has been a rock for us the past four years on and off the golf course he is the definition of a quality student-athlete & even better person! Best wishes as Mack moves on to teach at Seward they are fortunate to have him!

After an update to the records following the GPAC Championships for Doane Men's Golf, Mack Alspaugh (Mack Alspaugh) has the new career low average for a 4-year career (76.63 in 59 rounds of golf). Congrats Mack! *Records date back to 2006 with complete season results.

Wash your hands after using the bathroom, ya nasties.

My goal is for my future children to watch The Office for the first time as 20 year olds and to realize that most of my life advice and quotes comes from Creed