“Will you change my oil for me?”

Tesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make around 500k in 2019

It’s snowing again. You know the drill. We say roads are getting slick, tell you to stay home, most of you do, some of you can’t, some of you like to slide around to pick up Cheetos at the gas station. It is what it is.

He’s. A. Beast. Elon Musk Handsome SOB too! 😉💪🏾👊🏾

When someone blows cigarette smoke in my direction

i wanna marry someone as funny as me. imagine us both laughing bc we forgot to pick the kids up from school

Mac finally had his catch with Chase Utley. Dreams really do come true.

Platonic EP hits your ears 9/20

Droid Junkyard, Tatooine

Hey at least our power bill will be down this month 😂

Daylight savings time be like…😂 #CalvinandHobbes

Seinfeld Today: Elaine spends six hours in a testing line, Jerry finds his new girlfriend less attractive with a mask off, George attends an anti-vax rally so he can get "super-immunity," and Kramer hoards rapid tests.

Finally, we found the one guy who didn’t just drive backwards in NASCAR 05

1 year ago today with my boy Ryan Seacrest

Nickelback fuckin rocks, I don't care what anybody says