imagine if modern baseball returned from hiatus only to drop Tears Over Beers (Fast Version)

Media literacy is so dead you idiots will call anything romanticized if the shot is pretty

while you’re 10000 feet deep in the missing sub i’m 8 inches deep in the bratty sub 💯 we are not the same

man drops an atomic bomb on the midwest call him ope-nheimer

Yeah i’m a masochist (i really really wanna post myself on r/truerateme)

forcing myself to say LOL instead of IJBOL in the work teams chat

summer in milwaukee

If you ever see me starting age gap discourse on twitter please just shoot me

not to ride parisian dick but if u genuinely think there’s nothing to do there and the food is bad i think u might just be boring and not know how to travel

it’s so over

i have one of these

Smoked too much now i’m moving out of madison wisconsin

Oh it was BADDD for me last night huh…

officially moved into my new apartment in ann arbor :-) x.com/skatie420/stat…

*slutshaming* i was at the fingering aisle and everyone there knew you