“you let your cat sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court

I am both a complainer and a solution oriented person, I am going to meltdown then make some plans 💀

Sad to report that if you just get up and start doing things, they get done. There should be a better way though.

I already know ima have them forehead wrinkles when I get older because I be PERPLEXED.

what a day (nothing happened)

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

please talk to me in a softer tone im just a girl

AHH SO MANY THOUGHT

“i need to lock in” and it’s just taking the clothes out of the washer and into the dryer

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Stevie Wonder when he's home alone:

am i tripping?