An artist uncovered a bunch of photos from China in the 1980s and I cannot describe how ahead of his time this guy was, absolute legend. Unsung innovator. Total mood.

dropped my juul and it stopped charging properly so i dropped it again and now it works. i am an engineer

Imagine getting c*vid this late in the game lol L

Might f**k around and leave all my useless self-conscious traits in the past and become an incredibly confident healthy person 🤗

i made an incredibly irresponsible decision and bought a 300K car in a video game and now i owe loan sharks 275k. which means sunday funday is back on the menu for donnie. will be fixing this car up and working to pay it off and set up a wedding to get gifts (all this is in gta)

“Celebrities are role models, Lil Nas X is a bad influence on children” this was shoved in my face at the ripe age of 12

Nigga.... this restaurant has a dessert on the menu called “baked cookie dough”... now I’m no genius, but ain’t that a fuckin cookie??

Our first candidate has applied for David Dobrik’s job

THANKS EVERYONE FOR WATCHING THIS FUN BEAUTIFUL MUSIC VIDEO ❤️❤️❤️

Actually call me by your name is exactly how I plan to enter into hell

Money won’t leave you on read for 12 hours btw

my bf not calling me baby all day me: do you just wanna be friends???

Do you have to prove you’re a shitty driver before you go to the Range Rover dealership?

paid a guy $1000 to make an ad for my tour and this is what he made 😔 pls buy tickets so I can make my money back 😭 I’m being so serious I would never lie on Twitter shop.kurtisconner.com/pages/tour-dat…

This is true… you just gotta find the girlies that are worth it ✨

american airlines just asked me if i’d be willing to switch my flight and instead of landing in LA i’d land in ontario. they shot their shot and i respect it

Oops I Exist @Kaitlyngrace_1 @KenzeeGiles Wherever there are MEN, women will never be 100% safe. That's just a fact.