For public distribution, from the desk of mm

All white G fazos

Topg?

Never forget the parable of the Chinese farmer 🧠

🧘‍♂️ 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

I hope The Rock is having a terrible day today and everyday. That guy sucks.

I used to be the commander of my pimp ship flying high

New work enemy acquired……..fuck you Sherrice

Strictly sharing this meme because it’s funny and not because it as any relation to my personal life whatsoever

Was biking to the gym at 6:30 this morning (no big deal) and saw Alec Deane in a two-tone matching sweatsuit and beanie ripping a morning run along 1st ave. Looked like a stallion. I can’t remember the last time I’ve been this fired up, ready to dominate the day

All I’m saying is that Jake “Off the Richter scale”is moving to New York today and this is the first time we’ve gotten an earthquake in human history (not a confirmed fact). You do the math

If quitting zyn is so hard then how come I’ve been able to do it 6 times already?

Soup so good had to pop the tarp off

Is there anyone in the lower east side who can bless me with the bottom 50% of a pair of pants rn

Hey chuckdiesel…, just wanted to let you know that I had Nelson Mandela day off on Thursday. In case you were curious

You’re in McDonald’s on Saturday night I’m in McDonald’s on a Tuesday posted with the crackheads We are not the same

Lord please take the world’s suffering and put it on my coworker pomz

Realizing that I was meant to work in the fields.