A BARTENDER'S VIEW IN JANUARY: 30% seasoned alcoholics 30% youth with no concept of seasons 10% people on #Dryanuary 30% people trying to bully people out of being on #Dryanuary

I told a drunk person they couldn't have another drink. They asked, "Don't you know who I am?" I didn't, but presumably they were very famous.

I’ve been catching up with 3 Boys 3 Beers over the last few days, and now I’m walking around the flat singing the jingles to myself.

I couldn't taste any of these, because Winter is happening to my nose, but I'm reliably informed we had them on our last show. Check it out here (or other places, you know how it works) audioboom.com/posts/7139357-… life The Wild Beer Co Badger Beer

A customer at the bar just asked, "Can I have a Proper Job," and I noticed, for the very first time, how that request has two meanings. 30 years old and I'm still learning.

10 points if you can guess who this is...

You know, when I think of the Beatles, it's mostly baby dolls and raw meat. So when I came across this it made perfect sense.

Immensely enjoying this writing game at the mo: 1. Find two bits of text. 2. Take an adjective from one and a noun from the other. 3. Use them to finish the phrase: The moon is a... Everything works!

Day 2 and this still works wonderfully. (see yesterday's tweet for details) #TheMoonIsA

#NewEpisode The Boys reinvent conkers for the kids, remember the rum maker races, cube the asterisk, launch sports beer, recall the Carafa 3, meet the Right Handed Giant, and reluctantly receive another call from Greg about Greggs. audioboom.com/posts/7150885-…

I was just googling 'Mexican standoff' to make sure I'd used the phrase correctly, and was reminded of this wonderful thing. youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0H…

Is their any other variety? Day 3 of #TheMoonIsA

Perfection

Day 4 is testing the limits. But i think this still holds water. #TheMoonIsA

"The average number of hands is less than two" The first thing that Gary Jagger said to me at work this morning.

I'm a fucking spectacular Fridge Poet