when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

Está extremadamente ratienzo se viene el wdc indudablemente

por qué tuve tantas amistades homoeroticas a lo largo de la vida soy un target fácil

The way she’s the only person this has happened to

KSHSKSJS los piecitos me destruyen

5 PALABRAS JAJSJSJ

Yo pero desde los 20 más o menos

EHHHH bueno con los autitos no se metan tampoco

ahi el tio charles se la pegó ahi el tio dani festejó aca el pelotudo de tu padre se la pega

Igual le gustara o no tendría que escucharlo hablar de eso es la experiencia de cualquier mujer con su padre

Addison Rae stuns as a cocaine and molly addicted kitten in Audrey Plaza’s new animated series “Kevin.”

All it takes is becoming a sports fan to realize your capacity for hatred and anger

alex albon is so instagram trained it makes me mad im SO JEALOUS

saw a bunch of posts about nico rosberg talking about him like he was a highschool girl and so i finally gave in and looked him up and he's a 40 YEAR OLD MAN?????

are f1 teammates actually friends? can pierre gasly win a championship? does the stripper love me?

This pretty much sums up having friends in your twenties

Quieren enemistarlos pero entre ellos se apoyan realmente dijeron: it’s you and me on the coin the industry loves to spend 🙂‍↕️

Yo y también desde que me volví profe

Do you ever get nervous about something and then realize you’re actually not nervous at all but sort of performing the nervousness because it fits the situation and you’re like whatever girl You’ve lived a lot by now It’s not that serious

Are f1 drivers decent men would never cheat on their partners? Does the stripper love me? Is McLaren Mastercard a queer ally?