Liz Truss being Prime Minister is like when Apple made everyone have that U2 album they didn’t want in their iTunes library

Some good news

All the way back to CB1 to lead us to victory for the first time since the tournament was established, hopefully without playing too much.

I wasn’t dreaming 😴 last night did happen. Thanks so much to all the Boro fans who made it happen 👏🏼👏🏼

she insists she got more class: We know

Relentless bullying

It turns out I spent nearly 2% of Kwasi Kwarteng’s tenure as Chancellor in The Queue.

I'm sorry but "the lady's not for turning *up*" is v good from Starmer as Mourdant appears in PM's place for the UQ

I always hate seeing Palace win after living through depressing away days on awful seats in a bleak AF area.

FAO @Twitter This is completely unacceptable ❌ #Enough #RiverSideBySide

When I retire these bastards are gonna have to pick on someone else

Fucks SAKE

Wanna fight?

Bad times don't last....bad guys do 🙌

A great goalkeeper and an even better human. There’s plenty of footballers that could learn an awful lot from Zack Steffen. #Boro | #UTB

Vetting, Vetted, Vini vidi vici

Looking for a couple more players for a tournament in Cambridge on 10 June... #sendyourbest

Best weekend ever with trophies and jacuzzis and hot weather and hotter girls. Well darn everyone and thanks to Abbey United IFC and everyone else for playing the game in the right spirit ⚽️🏆

Forest Green Rovers have appointed *a woman* as caretaker manager after sacking Duncan Ferguson – and the ‘PR stunt’ rankles with one Newcastle reporter... football365.com/news/hannah-di…

I wish video game makers would stop making the best ideas for games multi player nowadays. I dont want to go online with sherbert addled kids. I want a good storyline and a bit of escapism for a few hours.