The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

That is so fucking funny. Hi, Ed!

The cat looks guilty.

Wingnuts in the sunset 🌅

your 4th @ will be your valentine

This is amazing - I can’t find her on Twitter but if you know her tag her

Within minutes of meeting, Robin and Lawrence welcomed me into their hearts and their home. Around 1am this morning in an apparent arson, their famed “Biden Barn” was burned to the ground. If you can contribute anything please do so here : gf.me/u/zmatug

Bellissimo gatto/a 😎❤😽

Cheers to all runners from 10km snow race on frozen Krasnoyarsk sea; pictures by photographer Sergey Tokarev

What the hell is going on in the #BelGioioso commercial? Who is that man? What is wrong with his mouth/voice? What weird store are they in?? BelGioioso Cheese

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I'm dying😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Things I thought would be a problem as a child but aren't: Acid rain QUICK SAND (they taught us how to get out of this in school) Tar pits Boa Constrictors Volcanoes Meteors Falling in an open grave

absence and separate

I have been kicked out of the Kentucky Derby

All aboard the GOP Express. Next stop crazy town. 🚋🤯🎶 #ClangClangClangWentJoshHawley