This is why I pay $900 for ram 😂

If you DM a woman, never open with "Hello, Im from Uzbekistan."

Song almost activated this nigga like he the winter soldier

🚨🚨 CONFIRMED: Gonzalo García will LEAVE Real Madrid. 👋 He is NOT part of Kylian Mbappe's plans. El Chirincirco TV ❌

This is who you're trading against.

When my son was born, I put $500 into his brokerage account Every month, I add $250. By the time he's 18, he will have just $150 because I am an extremely bad investor I hope he gets himself a lucrative job when the time comes

Clavicular says if you are obsessively into sports, and wear jerseys with another man’s name on it you are a LOSER 😳 “We’re gonna win the super bowl next year… who the f*ck is we?” “You’re just a fat loser sitting there drinking beer watching sports”

they just made a million claviculars

“Did you hear what happened to Clav? Pretty crazy, huh? Hope he is ok”

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

what is this obsession of pics of a man in traditional clothes with a woman wearing non traditional clothes مافهمت

Drake’s scouting team is generational 😂 How do you even find a baddie sculptor?

Birds will post this on their story then date a fella who rotates the square in Tetris

These women’s ancestors formed 1000s of years of eugenic pressures to form the perfect jaw structure and eye color for sexual selection only to be oneshotted by livestream technology and rendered unwifeable for life

Gay son takes a commanding 7928-0 lead over thot daughter

🚨🗣️Joan Laporta's new Latino girlfriend: “I fell in love with him because of his smile.I didn't know he was Barça's president” ✨

When the group chat is talking geopolitics and the unemployed mf starts typing

Brudda this is a rare find, be happy