INCEPTION in 60 seconds, or 22 words “The story of some male models that have to go to sleep twice and at the same time to do some steeling” 😂

An absolute honour to lead this band of Dapper Gents on The Distinguished Gentleman’s Ride today. Lovely to be out and in Chester by the Dee, stunning ❤️ Raised £3,800 in aid of prostate cancer research 😍 gentlemansride.com/rides/england/… #GentlemansRide #DGR2021 #DGR The Distinguished Gentleman's Ride

Ella speaking complete sense on GMTV, at the prospect of yet more laws —this time to stop outdoor smoking. I don’t smoke (except the odd fake pipe) Ella Whelan helping to remind us it’s 2021, not 1984 —am I allowed to say Ella looking absolutely smokin -not just the pun 🥳

See you all tomorrow 🏍

Remember Auntie Claire ❤️ @GS_Hospice

Heartwarming to see a huge turnout this morning, what a lovely thing to have been part of thanks to @GS_Hospice for the flyer ..reckon there must have been at least 500 hearts and ear drums breaking 😍

Do you know the most common symptoms of #bowelcancer? If you have any symptoms, don’t be embarrassed and don’t ignore them. Doctors are used to seeing lots of people with bowel problems. For more info and support: bit.ly/23ggaoB

Moment dying woman says a last goodbye to her horse and dogs from her hospice bed x.com/i/events/14475…

Found the motivation from a secret place to be arsed to do this this morning 😱 First one since alien extraction, over three years ago boom Northwich parkrun

Thank you for all the kind messages regarding tonight’s Top Gear tribute to Eddie Kidd. It was an honour to spend time with Eddie and his wonderful family. A true British legend. #EddieKidd #TopGear

Spot the different 😂 OfficialRideORespect 4500 of us boom 👏🏍

Would it be inappropriate to print this on a giant piece of paper & stick it on my front door? #AnticipatoryGrief #TerminalCancer

The Magician Who Was So Good He Was Actually A Bit Weird

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“Those were meetings of people at work…” “Mother of God, you must think we were born yesterday fella.”

Please help Monty Don!! My beech tree is alive and twitching! Theories so far are… ⚪️ Fairies? ⚪️ Insects? ⚪️ Rain drops? ⚪️ Possession? 🔘 Magic seed sowing? ⚪️ Wind? ⚪️ Birds? My money is on seed sowing, but what witchcraft is this? ⚠️ I PROMISE NO FOUL PLAY

Paul Chuckle is trending, so here's a reminder of this rare limited edition duet he did with Sinead O'Connor...

5 years ago today! I stand by the positive comment. I’ve realised, like Baz Luhrmann said, life is half chance and the real worries are those that blindside you on an idle Tuesday. He wasn’t wrong! I still worry, but not about cancer oddly. And yep, I wear sunscreen #SPF1000

Day 1,883: “no reoccurrence” casually written by surgeon 😬 Not a milestone but the camera seems more real than CT. Forgot my ‘game face’ so was a bit upset about it all rarrr altho you know when you’re getting casual when you decide no sedation/gas just to make it interesting 😂

Brenda is such an inspiration when she said her husband of 73yrs sits on her shoulder got to me 😢 #GardenersWorld