don't be fucking *swings purse* RUDE.

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

Birth rates are dropping, divorce rates are climbing, more women are graduating, buying houses, cars, and owning their space. What a time to be alive. KEEP SHINING, LADIES. 🌸

You literally could not pay me to give a single fuck if people use food stamps to buy soda or candy.

Labor Day tmw…shout out to all the ladies who went through labor

Alix & Val deserve the first 9 of the season IDC! That was great! #DWTS

STOP TURNING MY MUSIC OFF WHEN I OPEN THIS DAMN APP!!

I'm glad they have GPS now idk what I would've did with a damn paper map

once Gmail decides your storage is full, it's over, no amount of deleting matters

we’re soooo back

andy is so fun to watch fuck y’all idc #dwts

Can someone tell julianne to pause the show until Disney plus gets their shit together ?! #dwts

The judges will only give Jordan praise - no real feedback or constructive criticism and then still turn around and not give her a perfect score. How is she supposed to improve if they don’t say anything? #DWTS

Len at the end of the In Memoriam Dance #DWTS

is he trying to reheat my nachos

Did I understand a single word of it? I did not. Was it a vibe? It was.