I see a lot of SINGLE men were at the Eid with their wives & kids! 🥰🙃😒

Fellas…….how tall are yal? 👀

And just like that, I have 16 year old! 😩

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Dice game.

My mom: “How’s your cramps?” Me: “Much better” Mom: “You know what would make them go away?” Me: “What, birth control?” Mom: “Being pregnant!” Me: 😳😐

Just screamed so loud with that last play! 😩😩😩

“Flattery is just jealousy with lipstick on” - Pastor Waller

Dear God, Thank You! Sincerely, Your favorite ❤️

This whole time I thought “Taru” was a person on SVU! It actually stands for Technical Assistance Response Unit!!!!!!

It’s 80 degrees outside and I have started Christmas decorating! LOL

My Saturday is dedicated to putting up allllll my Christmas decor up! It makes me happy so f*ck yal lol

My favorite faculty member / doctor at my job got this for my office! It’s AMAZING! 😂 Bonnie x Clyde

Wondering if it’s too late to eats bbq ribs? 🤔

I bought a plant today! Lord please don’t let me kill this one! 😫

I could really go for a grilled cheese right now!

Just turned my heat on!!!!😕😫

Philly isn’t a real place! 😫😂 instagram.com/reel/DP4j3_3kQ…

The fact that someone looked at a PURPLE onion & labeled it a RED onion and it actually stuck, is why I have trust issues now! lol