Battling demons

How do you poop? Wrong answers only.

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Sorry, got plans.

Fuck yeah, Dinos are back

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it

Billy Joel was wrong… we did start the fire.

POV: you just won 650g of chalk

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

i kept trying to figure out who heidi klum’s worm costume looked like and the answer is mitch mcconnell

Coming to a blue haven near you

Oi Bruv it’s chewsday innit? It’s coming home m8 gonna get a few pints with the laddies

Snapchat really need to stop this bot pandemic

Pearl Harbour was an inside job...

Founding fathers spank 👋the naughty Fedy Govy 😩ohhh soo hard 😩for surpassing the debt ceiling

Global debt is around $300 trillion dollars. Who the fuck we owe Uranus?!

Houston, I am deceased

Me when my girlfriend asks who peed our bed